THE GYNAECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC


A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and
paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful
hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the
local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently,
and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the
gynaecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with
tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he
had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor,
saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but
I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"

"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine
apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine
back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."

After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50%
because you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I've never seen done in
my entire career".